Chapter Twenty-Four: In the Backseat With A Gopher Head On

For some stupid reason, during my Junior year in High School, after someone dared me, I decided to try out as the mascot of my high school and lo an behold I was picked. The mascot for Gresham High School was a Gopher. And the costume was basically a huge Disneyland rip-off. The only down side was the costume was extremely heavy and hot.

One night after a game, Jenny picked me up and we decided to go to our secret make-out point and have some sex. So we drove over and she parked the car. I still had my costume on and she said she wanted to have sex with me and told me to keep the head on, but remove the rest. That left me wearing underwear only and a Gopher head.

At this time she had a huge station wagon which was very convenient for sex, because we could just get in the back and get spread out. We also decided to put on the song that had been decided would be our song, "Sailing" by Christopher Cross.

When we pulled down the back seat it created a huge back area and we could spread out and I could proceed to fuck her and we had plenty of room. But this time I had a gopher head on. Since I had it on, kissing was out. She told to me lie down and she would suck my dick hard then I would penetrate her with this head on.

I was already nude except for underwear after taking off the bottom half of the costume. Jen then pulled on my dick to get it hard. She bent over and started licking it. Then she started sucking on the head. I was half smiling, leaning back, and looking at the roof of the station wagon.

I then crawled over to her and got on top, I then spread her legs and I let out a huge grunt and entered her. "God, fuck." She moaned and I moaned. Because of the gopher head it was hard to see out of it, so I just closed my eyes and proceeded to fuck her. I started feeling really good and decided to go into a piston-like action into her As I plowed into her, she moaned, and I plowed again, but harder.

Then out of the blue, we heard a knocking on the car window. We both panicked and I was scared shit-less to say the least. Because of the action, we had got the windows all foggy, and so I reached over to the side window to wipe away the fog to see who was knocking. As I cleared the smog, I started seeing what looked like a gun pointing at us.

Then I heard a man, say. "Please come out of the car with your hands up". Then I saw it was two policemen looking in at us. So we opened the back seat of the station wagon, and we got out of the car. We were both naked except with my having this gopher head on.

Finally as we get out from the car, we are both standing their covering our crotches, Then the cops started laughing after realizing what they had interrupted. And I started laughing and Jen started laughing. I told them the truth, that we had come here to have sex and we didn't mean any harm. They both gave us a break and told us to just get dressed and they would escort us home. So that is what we did, we got dressed. Jen got into the drivers seat and I got into the passenger seat, finally removing the head, so I could breathe.

Then the cops escorted Jen and I to my place, and let us go without forcing us to tell anything to anyone. Thank goodness, but I will always remember that having sex with a gopher head on.